Difference between women and men....

W O M A N

If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In Short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable ...Women!

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M E N

If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits

If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't, he feels secure in your love

If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along

If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he'll visit you instead

If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful

If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you're not, he gives you no reason to be

If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you

If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind

If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, you know why-he's one hot babe

If you talk, he'll always listen
If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know

In short:
So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvelous ....MEN!

(Otsuka Ai) Kingyo Hanabi fansub~

Mooncakes from Nokia?!?!?

I would like to try one!

The packaging shows NOKIA

It has various handphone designs too! wow~

Now should I slide up or open it? hmmm...

Coffee Art~ Nice

Found this while surfing net...

Japanese variety show~ crazy

The lead in the performance looks like Nakai Masahiro(SMAP member). (=_=")
Seriously I do not understand what they were trying to show...

Funny clip in cantonese

This clip is supposedly from the anime Lucky Star, whereby 3 girls went to a cosplay cafe to have lunch. The blue-haired waitress is a 16 year old student, who is the friend of the 3 girls. If you do not understand cantonese, read the chinese subtitles. If you do not understand chinese too, then too bad! >.<

The difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"

A joke my ex-colleague sent to me.
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Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"?"

Dad : "I will show you".

Dad turns to his wife and asks her : "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"

Wife : "Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity..."

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.

Daughter : "Wow! Yes, he is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him : "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"

Elder son : "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars.

I would never hesitate!".

So the father turns back to his younger son saying :

"You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars but in "Reality" we are living with

2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!!"
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Space painting anyone?

My ex-colleague sent me a video clip on a space painting and this is what I found on youtube. Isn't it amazing? I don't think I can make such painting given my creativity and imagination. haha

Anime: Victorian Romance Emma

I'm currently watching this anime now. Love the opening theme and one of the piano pieces.

Set in Victorian London at the end of the 19th century, Emma is the story of a maid who falls in love with a member of the gentry. However, the latter's family disapproves of him associating with people of the lower classes.



This is one of the piano pieces and I love it. I listen to it before I go to bed.

New Tagboard!

I just changed my tagboard, the old one has some problems. I cannot even access the website to edit my preferences. Hope this new one works well.

Interesting advertisement

I cannot imagine this is a car advertisement. Watch it and be amazed!

Do you want to learn more by studying less?

Check out this webpage!
http://zenhabits.net/2007/09/how-to-learn-more-and-study-less/

Who says it's impossible? I have a poor memory, and tend to forget important dates and events not to mention the contents of a book. So my Dear taught me a way. Whenever I found myself start to daydream, track back to what events actually caused me to daydream. Probably I thought of haagen daz. Yum yum! So it's haagen daz->ice cream->snacks->food->hunger
Oh my I really am hungry now...

Digital Fight!

Had a quadripartite conversation with regards to personal feelings and upright honesty! The conversation is a freaking 24-pages long!

Should a person be a hypocrite and hide his true meanings when befriending people?
Some people say yes! Why not? Because the truth hurtsss! I'm being tactful to not provoke him and always put on a smile, even though I do not like him! I will abide by the following rules!

Golden rules: -
#1 I cannot comment on a person's OUTER APPEARANCE
#2 I cannot comment on a person's INTELLIGENCE/EMOTIONAL LEVEL
#3 I cannot comment on a person's BEHAVIOR
#4 I cannot comment on a person's CHARACTER

Or should a person be totally honest in the first meeting and says I want to be more than friends with you?
Oh yeah...! I speak the truth and nothing but the truth and TRUTH ONLY! Honesty is the best policy, that's what my teacher taught me in school! My teacher told me to follow these rules:

Another set of Golden rules: -
#1 I cannot CHEAT/LIE
#2 I cannot SCOLD using VULGARITIES/UNKNOWN HUMAN LANGUAGES
#3 I cannot BULLY/BOSS AROUND PEOPLE
#4 I cannot RUN AWAY WHEN I FACE PROBLEMS

So which set of golden rules do you follow?

Also on the same day...

I had lunch at Ding Tai Feng @ J8. Ordered 3 dishes and cost that cost me $30 already. Guess that's the price to pay for healthy food lor...


Yum Yum...


Opps! I can't finish the noodles, too much a portion.

Birthday celebration @ Jackass Place...

Me, mui, yun and our birthday boy, ZW reached Causeway Point's at around 7 and found that many restaurants were already crowded with people. (-_-") It's my bad, I was the organizer and I did not take into consideration that it's a Friday and also the starting of a ONE WEEK Devil's holiday! ARGH...

Initially planned to have Seoul Garden, but it was full and we need to wait for at least 20 mins for a table. We gave up and after a round of "Lom Giam Pas" and "Scissors Paper Stone", we came to terms with Jackass Place. eeeewww

I tried Fish & chips at AMK's Jack's Place, it was not as tasty as I expected. I was still hoping that maybe other dish might change my view on this "looks as if high class but food is sucky place".
I was wrong..

The waitress tried to recommend the Lobster and chicken set to me when I placed order for the Chicken w Crayfish set, which is of cos, MORE EXPENSIVE. I told her I won't be able to finish such a big lobster myself, but she said the lobster is the same size as the crayfish! Since I can only finish that small portion, why should I change the crayfish to a lobster and pay more? So I insisted on ordering Chicken w Crayfish. Yucks! Both Crayfish and chicken had the burnt and bitter taste. Totally screwed up the whole dish. Nonetheless I tried to finish it, because it was EXPENSIVE. (>.<) ZW also ordered the same dish as me, he poured lots of chili sauce to cover the burnt taste in order to make it palatable... nice try ZW!

Yun on the other hand ordered chicken which she finished within like erm...15mins? She's too hungry... Mui didn't finish her Fish & chips, she's half full by the time the food was served, I think... Only Mui and Yun ordered set meal, thus the waitress recommended us their special fruit juice! That cost $16 ++ , which cost 18.832 after GST! Yet I can only taste watermelon, regardless of what the waitress mentioned earlier of various fruits present in the juice. Felted cheated...