Something that I received from my friend through email...

People, read this... I think it does make sense! haha

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity

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I was born intelligent -education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man,

there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man,

there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife

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The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrowwhat you can put off today

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"Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say........